LAY OFF THE WEED!!!

"BLUE" JIMMY: SELF-RIGHTEOUS, POMPOUS, HARD MUSIC CRITIC

BLIND DOG OZZY:  NEUROTIC CHIHUAHUA

"BLUE" JIMMY:   I was miles away, playing some serious late night blues on Friday night when I glanced up at the TV and saw some dirty, bearded, old hippie howling into a microphone on Jay Leno.  I hit the mute button out of curiosity and realized I was seeing Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes with his latest project called Chris Robinson Brotherhood.  Good Christ on his Holy Throne of Glory!  What happened to you brother?  

BD OZZY:  Is that the guy always picking up cigarette butts behind the liquor store?

"BLUE" JIMMY:  No man, The Black Crowes; the band that played loud, Classic Hard Rock and partied while the rest of the world were clutching their Nirvana albums and cutting themselves --  That's their singer.

BD OZZY: No way, guey!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Yes, way, guey,  I couldn't believe it either.  T'was a time when this man could sing like Rod Stewart singing Paul Rodgers at Steve Marriot's birthday party.  There he is, looking like a guy tossed out of a Grateful Dead show for being too stoned, singing mild jam rock boogie and pretending to play guitar.  Compare this to the Black Crowes "Sting Me" performance (on youtube) from '92 on Jay Leno.

BD OZZY:  &%*@!

"BLUE" JIMMY:  Let this be a lesson to you, young boys, keep to the beer&whiskey and lay off the weed, or you'll wake up one morning and find yourself selling incense and veggie burritos at a Phish parking lot.


"BLUE" JIMMY:  Sake's Alive!


BD OZZY:  Wow! Wow!